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Apropos to recent posts here and here on MADRAS BAASHAI ,
Here are my add on's :
Thanks to the guy that took time to construct this exclusive list !!
(This is an email forward!!)

QUIZ :

1) What do you do with a Gujili?
a) Gujaals
b) Gilma
c) Gilpans
d) Galij

2) What is a Jujubi ?
a) Something sweet
b) An easy one
c) A tough one
d) An Alwaa

3) What is Alwaa?
a) Something you find in Tirunelveli
b) What a girlfriend gives when she marries someone else
c) A laddu
d) Jujubi

4) What is the respectful way to address a friend?
a) Machi
b) Sir
c) By name
d) Aiya

5) Who is a 'Frooti' ?
a) A studious person
b) A sportsman
c) The professor
d) A soft drink

6) When someone says 'nambitten', what do they mean?
a) I don't believe you!
b) Sure, I believe you
c) Are you nuts??
d) I have to catch a bus

7) Who or what is Peter?
a) A tourist
b) Someone who talks only in English
c) Peter Jones
d) Your teacher

8) For which of the following events will you say'Gumbaloda Govinda'?
a) When you go to Tirupati as a group
b) When the entire gang has been caught watching'matter'-padam
c) When you do group studies
d) Meeting a Hindi actor

9) What is a 'rupture'?
a) Kadi
b) Draabai
c) Trouble
d) Danger

10) When Someone refering to a woman as 'SeriyanaKattai' ?
a) she is genius
b) she is lean
c) she had looted all guys eyes...
d) she wears wooden chappals.

Check out the answers ...
Correct Answers:1 - a, 2 - b ,3 - b, 4 - a, 5 - a, 6 - a, 7 - b, 8 - b, 9 - c, 10 - c .
If you have scored more than 7 marks , Kalakittamaams...
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