நீங்கள் இன்னும் இந்தியரா?

இன்று திரு.பாஸ்டன் பாலா அவர்களின் நீங்கள் இன்னும் இந்தியரா? படித்தேன்.


இந்தியர்களை பற்றிய என்னுடைய முன் பதிப்பு இங்கே...

ஓர் இந்தியர் தாயகம் திரும்பினால்,அவர் செய்வன:

23.What? Is that all you pay for your monthly cable?
22. Oh! So you press your light switches down for on is it??
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health consciousness.
19. Sprays deo in quantities such that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Freeway" instead of "Highway".
Says "Got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilometers), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
1. Tries to begin conversation with: "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

இந்த மாதிரி செய்தவர்களை நான் பார்த்திருக்கின்றேன். இப்படி ஏன் செய்ய வேண்டும்??

யாராவது சொல்லுங்களேன் ?